A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor, I brought the child into the world with all the pain and labour. The child should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating... then slowly rose. "Your Honor...If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes out.. Whose Pepsi is it...The machine's or mine?"
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