Thursday, November 19, 2009

Award winning Joke

One Chinese man walked into a bar in America late one and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed over to him, and asked for his autograph. Instead, Spieberg gives him a slap and says,

"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habor, get out of here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pear Habor, it was the Japanese."

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, your're all the same." replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gave Spielberg a slap and said, "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on the ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replied "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replied, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

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